Oil Spill? Really?
Relax

So, Its day Seven, Hotel six. I’m in Cameron Parish, Louisiana. Finally with some time to relax. I hate driving, but this job is kind of awesome. I get to hang out with people and play at the beach or in the dirt. And get paid. A lot. But today I’m Hot Shotting, and that means I’m on the in-office rotation and I get to relax and do… not much of anything unless something happens.

Anyway, I should be here for three days? That means I can do LAUNDRY! And Shower. But yeah, I was in Houma last night until midnight. I think I fit in here. Anyone under 35 or who isn’t a die-hard professional type all dress in flip flops, shorts, and surf company shirts.  It’s pretty awesome, and my coordinators are really much more better than when they didn’t know who I was.

On another note. People are picking up tarballs on the beach, saying they are from my company and selling them on eBay. Thats really not cool, because its basically roofing tar that isn’t from the BP spill. Oh! and Sea Shepards are in the area. Those are the kind of people who throw themselves in front of harpoons in order to save whales. Can we sterilize people yet? If they want to kill themselves, that’s there deal. If they want to spawn/breed that is going to weaken the human gene pool. I won’t let that happen.